Friday, January 06, 2006

Music "Review"

What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?

Clearly the male here is showing concern with the female, and her choice of lifestyle/wardrobe. I mean, it’s a fair question. When one dresses provocatively, certain questions come up. It’s not at all meant to imply that by dressing skimpy, or flaunting yourself in a provocative nature means that you’re “asking for it”.

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

The female in question here is in dire need of attention, and seems quite confident in her physical appearance. This can be a very unhealthy mix, and can lead to bad things.


I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ice-s.
Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna
Karen, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’ Fly gear but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n, Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’ So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t fakin’ We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

Our young friend is getting unwanted attention, yet accepts it anyway. By doing so, she is perpetuating an environment of continued sexual harassment. By telling these potential suitors “no” up front, she saves all involved time, trouble, and gains a higher level of self-worth in doing so.

When a relationship is based off of love of one’s “ass”, there is certainly trouble brewing.


My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

Again, there’s a re-affirmation of her physical attributes, and how impressive she perceives them to be. Here, also, the male admits that she’s got him spendin’. He has a serious lack of self-control, when he is attempting to court a young lady who tells him no. She, however, must shoulder some blame, as she is leading the young man on.

What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

More of the same, really. The fact that she is completely aware that she is, in fact, leading this young man to believe that he may have a chance at tapping our young lady friend here is preposterous.

I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Lets spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

The young man in question has apparently had absolutely no luck in a real relationship. The dialogue he shares with a potential mate is shallow, at best. My main concern is that he may not be eating a nutritious breakfast. Cocoa Puffs, while delicious, is not the best thing one could be eating in the morning. Remember folks, it’s “part” of this nutritious breakfast. On the commercial, that would usually include fruit, orange juice, and toast. If he wants to spend time, and not money, a dozen eggs takes your dollar a lot further than a box of Cocoa Puffs.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it, If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama,
no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

Here she goes again, practically throwing herself at these men, yet when push comes to shove, she is pulling the “oh no you di’int” card when these fellows are trying to feel her hump, hump. By telling these men to not pull her hand because “you ain’t my man, boy” just tells the whole story. Abuse is acceptable to her if it comes from one’s partner, as opposed to your typical hump/lump feeler.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps x3
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.
What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’. S
pendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

She is consistent…that I will tell you for free. She is, however, informing him that she is going to make him work when questioned about “all that breast inside that shirt”. This clearly implied that this man has a chance, and from other indications, this is supposedly unwanted attention.

In conclusion, this is a poor reflection on today’s relationships, sets back women’s equality approximately 40 years, as well as shows what co-dependency can do to a person. I will state, however, that the video ROCKS, because that chick is a hottie!