Well, I'd be smiling, too.
Okie doke...it's the start of the college football season, thankfully, and the Nebraska Cornhuskers open up strong, slaughtering Florida Atlantic. Oklahoma lost in a big upset, beaten by that mormon mainstay BYU. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
What else...Iowa barely beats national powerhouse...*snicker* Northern Iowa.
I am going to stop typing now.