Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Armaggeddon, anyone?



Angelina Jolie has won a humanitarian award! This is great news for the "End Is Nigh" crowd.

From the article: The actress said her humanitarian work has been "the greatest thing in my life" aside from her two children.

The article failed to mention that coming in a close third was her hobby of "marriage-destroying".

Sure, Angelina's hot, in a "I bet she does things that would make Ron Jeremy blush" sort of way, but come on.

Other people considered for the award were Johann Straussesberg, who is a 47 year old medical worker. His accomplishments include donating over 3 million in personal funds towards aid, as well as saving 7 starving Ethiopian children from a lion attack. Experts think that because of his stout appearance, and lack of any real chin, he wouldn't look good accepting an award.

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